whalebiology:

I hate neopets, but before you get on my case about it let me explain why:

When I was in 7th grade I had this friend Jeffery Im, and he invited me to his birthday party one weekend. We got along pretty well at school, but when I got to his party I found out that a couple of his other friends that were at the party were kids that I didn’t really get along with and when Jeffery was with them he turned into a big jerk who made fun of me. Needless to say I didn’t have a great time. All they wanted to do was play Halo and I was really bad at Halo, so when I tried playing they were like, “woah u suck u are a failure at lyfe” and that didn’t really make me feel great so I just kind of sat and watched.

Eventually (really quickly) I got bored and decided it would probably be pretty okay if I just pulled out my Gameboy Advance and play some Metroid Fusion by myself, but OH HOW WRONG 7TH GRADE ME HAD BEEN. Almost immediately this kid Hunter saw what I was doing and said, “Wow, you’re going to just sit there and play a video game by yourself? That’s pretty fuckin’ gay.”

Being the sensitive, approval-seeking teen that I was I was instantly thrown into a vacuum of shame and embarrassment of which I thought I might never escape. So I sheepishly turn off my Gameboy, put it away, and resume watching them play Halo quietly.

A few minutes later after the match was over the same kid Hunter switched off his controller with someone else, got up to get his laptop, and DO YOU KNOW WHAT HE DID NEXT? HE GOT ON FUCKING NEOPETS AND STARTED PLAYING THAT. BY HIMSELF. AND THEN HE STARTED BRAGGING ABOUT HOW GOD DAMN MANY NEOPOINTS HE HAD AQUIRED FROM “HACKING THE SYSTEM.”

SO FUCK NEOPETS.

gradies:

“more like maDORKa” kyoko says to madoka

madoka stares at her for 10 minutes straight before tearing up 　

tavris:

friendly reminder that vriska only fed lusesless trolls to spidermom!!!!

she, eridan, and feferi worked together to feed spidermom and gl’bgolyb

eridan killed the lusus, feferi fed it to her lusus, and vriska fed the now orphaned troll to her lusus

you know why? because if you don’t have a lusus, the culling drones will kill you!!!

i don’t blame vriska for wanting to keep herself alive. say that you were in her place, and it was either you let spidermom stave and die, resulting in the culling drones coming after you, or you could take matters into your own hands and feed her, keeping you alive

they were already on the chopping block anyways, and that’s eridan and feferi’s fault, and they were simply saving their entire species from dying from gl’bgolyb’s voice

in a way, vriska was saving them from a probably more painful death, and she was at least putting them to use

i’m not trying to justify anyone’s actions or anything, but it seems like no one remembers that

please don’t hate me okay　

missmollybear:

if toby maguire can be spiderman then so can i